Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Hey look, Coca Cola AND Coke Zero?!

Reply-To:  mdcocacola2012@hotmail.co.uk
From: "COCA'COLA" support@cocacola.com 
Subject: E-mail Selected !!!

COCA'COLA ONLINE DRAW®
From the Desk of Dr. Jack Morrison.
Attention: Award Winner,

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of (1,000,000 Pounds) for this end of year Donation which is organized by COCA'COLA.
Please contact us for claims with the contact below:

Name: Dr Jack Morrison
Email: mdcocacola2012@hotmail.co.uk
Tell: +44-701-424-0673

Full name..............
Contact Address........
Telephone Number.......
Age....................
Occupation.............
Country................
*City/State:

Congratulation!!

Sincerely,
Jack Morris (Mr.)

Why would a UK-based company lend in dollars?

From: WILLIAM WOODS  becerra@aprofe.org.ec
Reply-To: WILLIAM WOODS  w.william101@w.cn
Subject: Loan offer

A legitimate loan firm based in the United Kingdom.With our technology we can approve a suitable loan in minutes.We lend from 3,000 DOLLARS to 10,000,000 DOLLARS at just 3% interest rate with Flexible repayment over 1 to 30 years.Kindly email back via:
William Woods
Reply Email :ww.william101@hotmail.com

3 exclamation points, always the way to go!!!

Reply-To:  auditor@workmail.com
From: "Stanbic IBTC Bank" family@police.sec.ps
Subject: Overdue Funds !!!

Legal Notice!

I am Mrs. Elizabeth Smithers, The New AudiIting Manager Stanbic IBTC Bank an institution that arranges untraceable asset management and safekeeping of special and valuable packages and baggage in trust for reputable clients that are honest and trustworthy. We wish to inform you of the availability of a safe deposit box with our Security firm for which you have been listed as the beneficiary, a benefactor who is a citizen of your country and whose identity cannot be disclosed because of the Non Disclosure Agreement that was signed with the said benefactor when the safe deposit box was being deposited and made you the beneficiary of a box which contains some amount of money and instructed clearly that you should only be notified of its availability after the expiration of the maturity date and that time has already elapsed, that is why you are being contacted.

The Non Disclosure Agreement signed with the benefactor mandates us to fully divulge and disclose the benefactor's identity Two weeks after you, the beneficiary, has confirmed receipt of the funds. The box contains raw gold and funds which totals $5.5M (Five million five hundred thousand United States Dollars) and we confirm that these funds are fully free of any liens or encumbrances and are clean, clear and of non-criminal origin and are available in the form of CASH.

As soon as the information is confirmed with that provided by your benefactor, you will be notified immediately with instructions necessary for you to arrange and pick up the safe deposit box from our security company. We at Stanbic IBTC Bank want to state clearly that our job will be to monitor the claim, give assistance where necessary and also advice you on behalf of your benefactor.

We cannot be directly involved in the claims, you will have to arrange directly with the Security company on the best and safest way for you to pick up your money as soon as possible. Your are therefore required to get back to me with your full contact/shipping details for verfification.

The Telephone & Fax numbers are very necessary as they will be forwarded to the Security company staff, and forms faxed to you before the funds would be handed over to you so as to ensure that the package is handed over to the right person.

So its mandatory you send your Direct Telephone Number preferably your mobile or Cell Phone number and current shipping/Delivery address.

Congratulations in advance.

Thank you and I sincerely remain,
Mrs. Elizabeth Smithers
AUDITING MANAGER
Stanbic IBTC Bank
www.stanbicibtcbank.com
© 2012

This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. If you are not the intended recipient you are notified that disclosing, copying, distributing or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this information is strictly prohibited

If this email is private why did you send it to 15 dudes?

The best part of this: that the writer is trying to pay off a student loan.

From: "Server"  postmaster@yahoo.com
Reply-To: "Server"  postmaster@yahoo.com
To: lmartin5338@yahoo.com, yogi32748@yahoo.com, babyxdimples@yahoo.com, sumitarora838383@yahoo.com, rich.jones123@yahoo.com, greatwall2046@yahoo.com, babyxdimplesx56@yahoo.com, yogi32@yahoo.com, sumitarora@yahoo.com, greatwall216@yahoo.com, yogi33055@yahoo.com, lmartin53@yahoo.com, greatwall27@yahoo.com, sumitarorabpa@yahoo.com
Subject: This Email Is PRIVATE

6835875675295552


BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?

In case u dont know who this is its ME Capri.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe...

we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..

do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that... really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Capri

FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> [removed]

070762636771318954

Last notifications

Shame the details are in an attachment...

Reply-To:  claimmdept@o2.pl
From: "Online Draw" claimpet@hotmail.co.za
Subject: From:Claims Department.1user

Please refer to attachment for your Last Notification.

Thank you.

It's about time the UN focused on my needs

Reply-To:  carmanlapointe12@gmail.com
From: "Ms. carman lapointe" carmanlapointeuunukgh@mail.com
Subject: VERY URGENT(YOUR COMPENSATION)

From the desk Ms. Carman Lapointe.
U.N. Office of Internal Oversight Services.

Attention:Sir

In line with our plans to make the world a better place, we deem it fit to compensate those that has been scammed in one way or the other.

We have been having meeting for the passed 3 months which ended 2 days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is for all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world. The UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION COMMISSION (UNCC) have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million US dollars only).

This includes all foreign beneficiaries that may have not received their contract/inheritance sum and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and signed.

Therefore we are happy to inform you that an arrangement has been concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible in our bid to be transparent.

Right now, as directed by our secretary general Mr. Ban Ki-Moon, we are working in collaborations with the Serious Organized Crime Agency (SOCA), UK and have decided to ensure that your approved fund legal papers is secured and authorize by the Government of UK to effect the payment of your compensation.

However, it is our pleasure to inform you that your fund will be paid to you through diplomatic cash delivery from the paying Bank in your favor. We have also informed the paying Bank and they are waiting for our instruction to start process of packaging the fund.

All you need to do is to furnish us a scan copy of your Identification (ID) and your direct cell phone to enable us cross check your information we have in our file here with us and at the same time advice you on next thing to do.

Sincerely, you are a lucky a person. This is because I have just discovered that some top British Government Officials/Nigerian government are interested in your fund and they are working to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

I have a very limited time to stay here in London therefore; I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can discuss the best to receive your fund within 72 hours.

I will send you my staff ID and passport in my next mail for identification purpose.
As a white lady, I must tell you the truth and nothing but the truth.

We are making the world a better place.
Yours in service.
Mrs. Carman Lapointe
UN delegate to UK.
Tel: +44 792 4545474
Email: carmanlapointeun.uk@ibibo.com

Yet another ATM offer

Reply-To:  goodsoldier4@gmail.com
From: "JOHN  GONZALEZ" goodsoldier4@gmail.com
Subject: YOUR COMPENSATION

Dear Friend ,

Long time . Happy New Year.

I hope this message meets you in good health .

I'm happy to inform you that I was able to complete the transaction with the cooperation of a new partner from Spain

Presently I'm in Spain for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring this funds despite we could not conclude it. I have decided to compensate you.

I have a VISA ATM ( DEBIT CARD ) loaded with US$675,000 for you . I dropped the card with Reverend Anthony Sean Walsh because he is the only person I can trust . Please contact Reverend Walsh as follows :

Reverend Fr. Anthony Walsh
Email : revaswalsh76@gmail.com

You have to forward the following to the Reverend :
Your full names
Your Address
A copy of your Identification
Code : 4749KDFDKFK7

Please contact him as soon as you see this message so he can send you the VISA ATM CARD and the DOCUMENTS covering the card . Make sure you forward the right code to him .

I will not be able to attend to emails for now so please cooperate with the good reverend Walsh .

Please be informed that you will have to pay the cost of delivery ($98) . This covers the Debit Atm Card and the covering documents.

Best Regards and thanks once more .
Mr. John Gonzalez

I am lucky among popular beverages too

Not gonna open the attachment so I don't know what I won.

From: COCA-COLA ZERO AWARD  mervinnkm9@gmail.com
Reply-To: claims-department@hotmail.co.za
Subject: Fw: DEAR WINNER

Probably should have done this before we withdrew

Reply-To:  freeveilleuxarmy744@e-mail.ua
From: "Freeman Veilleux, USARMY" 51298841.nl.strato-hosting.eu
Subject: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THIS MONEY OUT FROM IRAQ

Dear Friend,

As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction. I am Freeman Veilleux from the hospitality state (Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military force for the sole purpose of Reconstruction works in some parts of Iraq. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice inline with the way they intend rebuilding. With no doubt, work has been risky and challenging as we sometimes collide head on with armed insurgents and loose some soldiers during confrontation.

On the early hours of 4th September 2010 I lost a friend whom I had known for 12years during one of these confrontations. It was a very sad day but at about 1100hrs during a normal inspection routine along Haifa Street, built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive and one of the hide outs of the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri forces. I, along side with 2 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation under close guard by the 2 soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar, which I presumed to be storage room and as I proceeded to have a closer look at it, I kicked a metal covering and found several metal boxes (6 in number) Piled on top each other and locked with a padlock.

On forcing the boxes open, we discovered several armored weapons including bullets. One of the boxes was filled with hard drugs (heroine) and two to my amazement was filled with money. On discovery of this money, I and the soldiers for hours counted bundles of the currencies which amounted to about $23.5M. I believe however that all these belongs to the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri forces, and because of this reason, I instructed the soldiers with me to handover all the boxes containing the drugs and amours to our superiors in the US army and agreed to keep the funds to ourselves, so as to help establish ourselves when we return from Iraq. Presently, we have the money hidden in a safe and untraceable location only known to us.

Why I am explaining all our findings to you is to seek for your assistance and immense contribution to the actualization of our dream of getting these funds out from here. We are in desperate need of a reliable and trustworthy person who will receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the money for us until our assignment ends here. Since Iraq is getting unsafe and more dangerous everyday especially upon the departure of large number of US Military troop, however, as contractors we are still here, but we cannot afford to leave these boxes here in Iraq for any reason and knowing fully well that these were funds used in sponsoring terrorist attacks on our innocent humans. We have no idea what could happen next. This is a true story of what we came across here in Iraq.

I intend to include some pictures I took here and my ID's issued by the US army and government for you to know better who you are dealing with but I will include that in my next email to you. I assure and promise to give you 25% of this fund before sharing with the other 2 soldiers when we leave this place, Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret so that my job would not be jeopardized.

My Sincere Regards,

Freeman Veilleux.
USARMY IRAQ.

This is probably John Bolton's fault... or Michael Bolton's

Reply-To:  ambassador_us5545@yahoo.com.hk
From: "US AMBASSADOR" TERENCE87546647165@mail.com
Subject: We Are Sorry For Your Past Experience/View And Open Your File

This is for you

The platinum debit card

Reply-To:  contactvsvvfsbdjjd@skymail.mn
From: "A.T.M PAYMENT UPDATE"  wgsbdhejyy31@wq9l14337.homepage.t-online.de
Subject: CONTACT REV  DR SOLOMON OBOH

Rev solomon jacob oboh
office of the pay-master general
executive despacth operations director
oceanic bank international plc
payment center nigeria region
plot 270 ozumba mbadiwe
victoria island lagos nigeria
REF: PAYMENT CODE :WF-NGP23/857/MCL5/CO
Grant Number: WF/NG-MICC/97846563459/209

SUB: IRREVOCABLE AUTHORIZATION & MANDATE TO RELEASE YOUR OUTSTANDING PART PAYMENT OWE YOU VALUED USD $9.5 MILLION THROUGH OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC VIA PLATINUM VISA ATM DEBIT CARD .

CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION !! CONGRATULATION !!!

ATTENTION:,


THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TODAY BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITIES BEEN THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT,DR GOODLUCK EBELE AZIKIWE JONATHAN, BNER, GCON GCFR FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA , IN CONJUNCTION WITH OTHER CONCERNED COUNTRIES THAT HAS COME TOGETHER AS ONE RE-UNION ORGANIZATION DUE TO THE DELAYED YOU HAVE HAD AT THE PAST CONCERNING THE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT OWE YOU SINCE THE PREVIOUS OFFICE THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO EFFECT YOUR PAYMENT entitlement to you as the
beneficiary of the funds.

Be inform that we have now been given the irrevocable right and privilege to facilitate the final release of your fund Immediately in your favour via a "OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC" VIA ATM PLATINUM VISA DEBIT CARD SINCE YOUR NAME, E-MAIL ID AND OTHER PERSONAL INFORMATION ARE STILL REFLECTING ON OUR CENTRAL DATA BASE SYSTEM AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY OF THE CONTRACT INHERITANCE AWARD WINNING PAYMENT WHICH WAS SELFISHLY DELAYED BY SOME CORRUPT OFFICIALS AFTER THE FUND WAS APPROVED BY THE past administration before our office here in Lagos Nigeria was mandated now to take over this project and ensure your fund is release to you without further delay VIA ATM VISA DEBIT CARD,

Due to the numerous fraudulent activities by the past administrative couple with the unnecessary delayed caused by the past officials as stated above, we have resolved to IMPLEMENT THE USE OF THE PLATINUM ATM VISA DEBIT CARD, WHICH IS THE 2012 NEW YEAR METHOD OF PAYMENT FISCAL FIRST QUARTER OF THE YEAR THAT WAS INTRODUCED BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITIES OF THE WORLD BEEN THE INCUMBENT GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND OTHER OTHER COUNTRIES IN OTHER TO PREVENT FRAUDS AND AT THE SAME TIME FACILITATE THE IRREVOCABLE AND IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT TO YOU VIA THIS NEW YEAR APPROVED PAYMENT METHOD SINCE THE FUNDS IS TO BE RELEASE IN YOUR NAME &FAVOUR NOW AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY AND THE ATM CARD ISSUED TO YOU UPON YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

IN THIS PROPOSED PAYMENT SCHEME, YOUR PART PAYMENT OF YOUR FUNDS OWE YOU HAS BEEN CREDITED AND PROGRAMMED ALREADY INTO THE NEW PLATINUM ATM VISA DEBIT CARD VALUED at (USD $9.5) Nine Million Five Hundred United States Dollars, which we want to deliver to you now ,

To this effect, you are advice to get back to us assigned zonal operational release/despatch manager VIA OUR DIRECT CONTACT E-MAIL, SO IMMEDIATELY WE HEAR FROM YOU, WE SHALL HAND OVER YOUR ATM CARD TO YOU IN PERSON AS THE BENEFICIARY. ALSO NOTE THAT THE UNITED-NATIONS INCONJUNCTION WITH THE (/IMF) , HAS ALSO MANDATED US to give you 100% privilege to cash a minimum of US$5000.00 to US$15,000.00 on daily bases in any Automate Teller Machine (ATM) within your city and all over the global world,
so be rest assured that we have concluded every necessary arrangement on how your Platinum Atm Visa Debit Card we be handed over to you upon your respond to our office for immediate collection of your atm visa card

For your information, be advise that your mutual compliances and urgent response to this matter will facilitate the irrevocable release of your Platinum Atm Visa Debit Card to you which will enable you either to make withdrawals at any ATM cash Point centre or at ANY BANK CLOSE TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY WHAT SO EVER WITH A MAXIMUM WITHDRAWAL LIMIT OF US$5000.00 TO US$15,000.00 ON DAILY BASES IN ANY AUTOMATE TELLER MACHINE (ATM).

THIS DEVELOPMENT WAS INTRODUCED AFTER SERIES OF CRUCIAL MEETINGS HELD WITH THE HIGHEST CONCERNED offices, banks, UNITED-NATIONS IN-CONJUNCTION WITH THE (/IMF) and other payment stations as a solution to facilitate the immediate release of all outstanding yet unpaid foreign payments owed to various beneficiary's including yours and the new initiative will really help us to put a STOP completely to the unnecessary delays for not RELEASING BENEFICIARY'S PAYMENT CLAIM DUE TO THEM AND THIS WILL ALSO HELP THIS EXECUTIVE OFFICE PUT IN PLACE TO CURB THE CONSTANT FRAUD ACTIVITIES ASSOCIATED WITH PAYMENTS SUCH AS THIS.

However, for the purpose of official verification among other relevant details, It is imperative that you supply us with the following requirements to enable us hand over your own issued ATM to you immediately we receive this below information's from you
1. YOUR FULL NAME.
2. FULL ADDRESS
3. OFFICE OR RESIDENTIAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
4. ANY FORM OF IDENTIFICATION FOR RECORD PURPOSE.
5. OCCUPATION & POSITION HELD AT WORK:
(6) AGE

FURTHER MORE YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONTACT US BACK IMMEDIATELY FOR IMMEDIATELY RELEASE OF YOUR PLATINUM ATM VISA DEBIT CARD, SO AS TO ENABLE US CONFIRM YOUR NAME, REGISTERED ADDRESS TO AVOID UNNECESSARY DELAYS AND COMPLICATIONS TO ENABLE US RE-PROGRAM YOUR DETAILS IN OUR CENTRAL DATA BASE SYSTEM.

UPON RE-CONFIRMATION OF YOUR PARTICULARS AS REQUESTED ABOVE WHICH IS TO FURTHER PREVENT US FROM ANY MISS-PROGRAMMING OF YOUR INFORMATION WHICH SERVES AND MAKES YOU THE sole beneficiary of this payment owe you in regards to the release of your Platinum Atm Visa Debit Card and the card will come to you with an already programmed pin number.

Be inform also that you will be required for your own safety to change the already programmed pin code to any new (4) four digit pin code of your choice at any (ATM) Automate Teller Machine close to you, or at any bank in your state.

On receipt of your immediate response, further directives shall be made available to you once you we received your urgent response with the information above to enable us facilitate the release of your Platinum Atm Visa Debit Card.

I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU ASAP DUE TO THE LIMITED PAYMENT TIME FRAME GIVEN TO US FOR THIS FINAL DISBURSEMENT OF YOUR OWED DEBT FUNDS TO YOU SPEEDY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
REV.SOLOMON JACOB OBOH

OFFICE OF THE PAY-MASTER GENERAL &
EXECUTIVE DESPACTH OPERATION MANAGER
OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC PAYMENT CENTRE
OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC (RE-UNION) HEAD BANKING DIRECTORATE
AMERICA/EUROPEAN/ASIA/AFRICA COORDINATE OFFICE
IN CHARGE OF RELEASING OUTSTANDING FOREIGN PAYMEN

Tales of the lost lotto ticket

Reply-To:  kimwoon2@globomail.com
From: "Kim" kimwoon@mail.com
Subject: UNCLAIMED LOST LOTTO TICKET.

Read carefully important business message below and please get back to me if you are capable

Kim

Under a million, that's an insult

I wonder if he knows Parker...

From: peter Stevenson petersteveenson@hotmail.com
Reply-To: wrightwilliam@clerk.com
Subject:  Fund

Read attached for your $920,000 fund.
Peter Stevenson

Thursday, January 26, 2012

I thought Bill Gates left that place

From: "MICROSOFT PROMOTIONAL AWARD"
Reply-To: winner2012@blumail.org
Subject: MICROSOFT PROMOTIONAL AWARD

Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Stamford New Road,
Altrincham Cheshire
WA14 1EP
United Kingdom.

MICROSOFT WINNING NOTIFICATION.

It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a surprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft, in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.) held this month in London United Kingdom. Where your email address emerged as
one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of £650,000.00GBP {Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling}.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from each continent of the world wide web drawn from all the continents of the world.

They are arranged in this format below:
CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
1st. (2) £1.000.000.00 pounds each
2nd. (9) £650,000.00 pounds each
3rd. (13) £450,000.00 pounds each
4th. (27) £350,000.00 pounds each

We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you. It is important to note that your award information was released with the following particulars attached to it.
(1) Award numbers: MLAT#2012
(2) Email ticket numbers: 1587-5896-4598-87,
(3) Batch numbers: 850THL#2012
(4) The file reference numbers: MLY-Y/250-450890
(5) Serial Numbers: McST/776/ML10101

For verification purpose be sure to include:
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM-:
1. YOUR Full Names:
2. YOUR Sex:
3. YOUR Age:
4. YOUR Marital Status:
5. YPUR Nationality:
6. YOPUR Residential Address: :
7. YOUR Occupation:
8. YOUR Telephone Number:
9. YOUR COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:
10.Have you ever won an Online Lottery ?

Mode Of Prize Remittance: Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque and other Winning Documents safely to you.

To file for your claim, Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION of your winning within Twenty-nine working days of this winning notification. Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-nine working days of winning notification are termed void and invalid. You are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence to enable the Agent validate your winning.

***********************************************************
TO PROCESS YOUR CLIAMS DO CONTACT THE FIDUCIARY OFFICER BELOW.
FIDUCIARY/FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
MR. RICHARD SAMFORD
MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).
Email: fiduciaryoffice11@yahoo.com.hk
Phone:+447024022617
***********************************************************
The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide. The Microsoft Window lottery has discovered a huge number of double claims due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about their winningS and also sharing their pin numbers. As a result of this, these friends try to
claim the lottery on behalf of the real winners. The Microsoft lottery has reached a decision from headquarters that any double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the Canceling of that particular winning, making a loss for both the double claimer and the real winner, as it is taken that the real winner was the informer to the double claimer about the lottery. So you are hereby strongly advised once more to keep
your winnings strictly confidential until you claim your prize.

Once again on behalf of all our staff,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Sincerely,
Dr.Helen Gibson ,
MICROSOFT DIRECTORATE UNIT,
M.S.PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR.

Great story, what did you need from me?

Reply-To: mrsmaryjames33@rediffmail.com
From: "Mrs Mary James" brownj3@aol.com
Subject: I WILL HELP

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mary James,61yrs old,resident of New York City,United State of America,mogul industrial
companies spend much in cooprate business own stocks in various banks.I lost my Husband and two beautiful kids in a ghastly car accident occur in November 5th 2008.Rememberd of the vaccum left me unrest and pain.

Nervous losing weight i was diagnose chronic illness,my personal Doctor testify am suffering cancer of the lungs. With these condition found uneasy to manage my investment, prompt call up Pastor for positive thinking, minister to me share my capital assests to Business people under-capitalized and women of the day, who are divorced by their husband, who cannot survive the mist of feeding,to help indebtedness people struggling with debt.Now am so much with God,born again ,am debiliate down which can take off my life soon.financed to widow woman 'Diaspora'pushing them into business ownership [entrepreneurship].

Mary

He think it is a winning funds

Reply-To: airporttshuttlekeeper@gmail.com
From: "McCARRAN INTL AIRPORT" info@avaition.org
Subject: Urgent Response To This Email Needed.

McCARRAN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
Las Vegas, Nevada
Airport Shuttle Keeper

Good Day,

Sorry for the delay in this message, On Friday we were checking over some files and packages in the office and we discover an ATM CARD which was address on your name, Home address and email (I think it is a winning funds) I believe you can remember a dealing that has to do with some cooperate body or individual about this said funds to be deliver to you through an (ATM CARD) but I do not have idea why it was on hold at our Airport up-to-date.

So we contacted the Authorities and they asked us to get in contact with Senator Harry Reid, to get an approval to figure out what was in the package, After checking over the ATM CARD, we discover a total sum of $10,000,000.00 ($10 Million USD) through the router figurative machine who check on balance through the number on a ATM CARD, so we report back to the Senator Harry Reid and we were asked to deliver the package to you from this office. (Senator Harry Reid, Lloyd D. George Building, 333 Las Vegas Boulevard South, Suite 8016)

We need you to reconfirm your full name and Home address if show as it is on the package we have here.

If you want it to be delivered to you immediately, it will cost you just $225 which is the charges for the insurance certificate and delivery of the ATM CARD meanwhile your funds is save with our securities service so please have that in mind.

Below is the payment information, payment should be made via money gram or western union and also send us your address as well for the delivery so that it won’t be deliver to the wrong address and someone else will receive a miracle he or she never worked so hard for to get.

NAME: AMY ROCHELLE
CITY: LAS VEGAS
STATE: NEVADA
COUNTRY: USA
Amount: $225

The information above is where the ATM CARD was stop at McCARRAN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT in Las Vegas, Nevada.

THIS MAIL IS NOT A SPAM OR SCAM MESSAGE, WE CAN DELIVER YOUR FUNDS TOMORROW IF WE RECEIVED REPLY FROM YOU, I HAVE INCLUDED MY NAME AND MY SSN FOR YOU TO KNOW I AM FOR REAL AND NOT A SCAM IF YOU NEED TO VERIFY ME, SO STOP DEALING WITH ANY BODY IF YOU HAVE SOME SCAMMER YOU ARE DEALING WITH AND FOCUS ON GETTING YOUR FUNDS HERE IN THE STATES, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NOT TO DISCLOSE THIS DEAL TO NO ONE OR ELSE TERMINATION FROM THE HOUSE OF SENATE WILL PENETRATE ON YOUR FUNDS DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON TO FINDOUT WHAT THIS IS, SO NO MISTAKE OF SUCH WILL BE TOLERATED.


CHARLES SWIDER
Supervisor Manager
MY SSN NUMBER: 016-38-1497
airporttshuttlekeeper@gmail.com
For: Airport Shuttle Keeper

I feel so lucky

Reply-To: kelvin.adams@aol.com
From: "United Nations" Barbiemoonchild@aol.com
Subject: YOU ARE INVITED

PLEASE KINDLY VIEW THE BELOW WEBSITE AND GET BACK TO ME.

http://speedy.sh/bhTpU/united-nations-millennium-development-goals-conference.pdf

They do have the correct number of exclamation points

Reply-To: hmcustomer.deptoffice@kimo.com
From: "Asia promo"info@admin.com
Subject: CALL TO CONFIRM!!!

FROM: THE DIRECTOR
E-LOTTERY ASIA.
REF:EL3/9318/04
BATCH:8/163/EL.

Attn:Dear Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the
9/1/2012. Your e-mail address attached to ticket Number :EL-23133 with serial number: EL-123542,batch
Number: EL-35, lottery ref number: EL-9318 and drew Lucky numbers 7-1-8-36-4-22 which consequently won in The 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,500,000.00 (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that You keep your winning information confidential until
Your claims has been processed and your money Remitted To you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid Double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program By some participants. All participants were selected Through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 companies and 20,000,000 individual emails Addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year.
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a group of  Successful electronic dealers. To file for your claim,
Please contact our paying officer.

Mr.Shaffie Bin Mohammed.(Lottery Director)
E-Lottery Company Asia
29B, Subang Jaya,
Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia.
TEL: +60103706401
Email: hmcustomer.deptoffice@kimo.com

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than two weeks after first notification. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and Complications please remember to quote your reference Number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Congratulations once more from our members of staff And thank you for being part of our promotional
Program.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. AIZALYASNI UMNIYAH
For Management.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Hey look, a plane ticket, hooray!

Oh, it's to St. Louis? Never mind.


Subject: Your Order#3617423
From: "American Airlines" account-no717@aa.com
Reply-To: "American Airlines" account-no717@aa.com

Dear Customer,
FLIGHT NUMBER AA583
ELECTRONIC 963777769
DATE & TIME / JANUARY 23, 2012, 11:22 PM
ARRIVING / St.Louis
TOTAL PRICE / 392.54 USD

Please find your ticket attached.
You can print your ticket.

Thank you for using our airline company services.
American Airlines.

This nets me under $12 million, so one of y'all take it, mmmkay?

From: Mrs Teresa Au  gjhkj@aol.com
Reply-To: teresa_107@143.ae
Subject: RE

Hello,


I am Mrs Teresa Au, HSBC Hong Kong, head of corporate  sustainability Asia pacific region. A sum of US$23,200,000.00 Million was deposited by our Late customer who died without declaring any next of kin before his death in 2006.My suggestion to you is to stand as the next of kin to Fadel Ahmed.We shall share in the ratio of 50% for me, 50% for you. Please contact me via this email.(teresa_107@143.ae)
Thanks
Teresa Au.

What a coincidence!!!

I also search man.

Then I get rid of man.

It's a whole cycle.

Oh and I also live in the same city as me (duh), and am smart, and am beautiful, and am here.

And, AND, I have a secretary named Lincoln!


From: Ashley likylun@amgstar.ru
Subject: I search man

Hello! I live in the same city as you. I'm smart and beautiful. http://ir.gl/4bb2f0 And here I am.

So there's a year that begins with 2011?

That's the only thing that seems weird. Cause I am totes one of the most prominent users of the internet, and it makes total sense for the United Nations to pay me a bonus for that. Because I believe part of the U.N.'s mandate has something to do with porn, and if you think about it, CAM4 is like the U.N. of porn (not that I can be seen on CAM4... so far as you know).

Reply-To: western_union_payment@revenue.com
From: "United Nations Payment Office"ivan@safe-link.net
Subject: YOUR WESTERN UNION PAYMENT NOTICE

Attn:

This is to notify you that the management board of the United Nations Compensation commission made a payment of $5000.00 USD to you as a new year bonus as one of the most prominent users of the internet for the year starting 2011.

We are mandated to send you the total sum of $800,000 USD through Western Union But, you will be receiving $5000 each day till it will complete $800,000.00usd in total. Our main objectives is to make sure you receive a subtantial amount as early as possible this new year so you and your family can have a wonderful year ahead.

Furthermore, you have to go ahead and pick up the first payment of $5000 at any western union office close to you with these information below and after which you are expected to get bac to Mr. Jack Paulsen so he can process and send you the next payment: You are to track it with our website below to confirm the availability of the below payment details:

Sender's Name: First Name: JACK Last Name: PAULSEN
MTCN :013 780 5429
Text Question: WHO
Answer: ME
City Where Payment Is Sent From: Sydney
Country: Australia
Amount Sent: $5000

Finally, after picking up the first $5000 get back to the officer in charge of this transaction in person:

Mr.Richard Flemming
Tel: +234 818 003 6436

Regards
Mrs. Mariam Dennis
Managerment Western Union

Western Union® Welcome to Western Union Send Money Worldwide.

ATMC could be a new CBS series!!!

Sadly there was no attachment for me to NOT open.

Reply-To: fbifbivestgov.org.usaf@gmail.com
From: "FBI OFFICE" D12@w3h13if8d.homepage.t-online.de
Subject: Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division/View And Open Your File

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division/View And Open Your File

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

How sweet, a job offer

Of the totally legitimate kind. Hey look, they only use street addresses... is that because PO Boxes could accept something sent via USPS, and fraud conducted through USPS is subject to Postal Inspector investigation (it's where the US Federal Government could actually do something)... nah, couldn't be.

Reply-To: brian.lamkin@aol.com
From: "Brian Lamkin" pbenarroche@aol.com
Subject: APPLICATION NEEDED !!!

We are a result-oriented Development and Management Consulting firm involved in helping Companies to achieve market leadership and Improve connections between professional service firms and their client organization. Our company is currently conducting a survey on Western Union Outlets and Restaurant all over the globe to help measure and improve the effectiveness of the services they provide.This is as a result of complaints from some reliable customers about their unprofessional approach to work in most Western Union Outlets and Restaurant.

The survey involves you patronizing a Western Union Outlets and Restaurants in your area as a customer, make a transaction at the Western Union Outlets and Restaurant with the funds we shall send to you via money orders and you will be paid $200 for each assignment. You will write a report about the customer services and you will send your report back to us via Email. We shall provide you with some pointers to prepare your report and give us a feedback on your overall customer experience by filling a simple online questionnaire.No Sales Involved and this will not inconvenient your present job.

If you are interested to participate in this survey, please send us a reply with your information in the following order:

FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS(NOT P.O BOX):
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP-CODE:
PHONE NUMBER [S]:
CELL PHONE :
AGE:
GENDER:
OCCUPATION:
EMAIL ADDRESS:

Your prompt response to every email sent to you,shows the ability of good survey agent. All further correspondence should be directed here.

Regards and God bless.
Brian Lamkin
Research Coordinator
Email : brian.lamkin@aol.com