Wednesday, June 30, 2010

And now we will check in with Robert Mueller

Sent from: ROBERT S. MUELLER info@fbi.gov

Subject: Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC



Attention Beneficiary,

Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Frank, Anderson, noneofficials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some imposters claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these imposters. As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us.

We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $6,100,000.00 will be released to you via a custom pinbased ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $5,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We have advised that this should be the only way at which you are to receive your payment because it’s more guaranteed, since over $5 billion was lost on fake cheque last year 2009.

We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your $6.1 million United StatesDollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as it’s our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he has always believed “Our Time for Change has come” because “Change can happen”).

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name : Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991598420403
Name : Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991596606592

To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $450.00 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all youwill ever need to pay is $450.00 only.

Contact Information
Name: Pst. Stacey Cruise
Email: pastorstaceycruise@gmail.com
Phone: +2348138467811

Do contact Pst. Stacey Cruise of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:

Your full Name:
Your Address:
Home/Cell Phone:
Occupation:
Age:

On contacting him with your details your files would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $450.00 via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay,extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow.

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any othercost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in otherto cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.
ROBERT S. MUELLER,

Which bank? THE BANK

Sent from: "Raziki Moudila" raziki_moudila01@voila.fr

Subject: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.

Dear Friend.
Greetings to you and your family, I am the manager of bill and exchange in THE BANK, i have a business of 5.5 Million United State Dollars to be transfer to your account for investment in your country , if you are ready to assist me get back to me, i will give you full details on how the fund will be transfer to you.

Be rest assure that everything will be handled confidentially because, this is a great opportunity we cannot afford to miss, as it will make our family profit alot.
It has been 10 years go, that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to Launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers.

Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa was gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent.

The Political advisers always inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the funds hence I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers were being closed after transfer.

I acted as the Account Officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act,I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me because the money was too much for them to control As I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert five point five Millions Dollars ($5.5M) to an escrow account belonging to no one in the bank.

Now the bank is very anxious to know who is the real beneficiary of the funds because they have made a lot of profits with the funds.

It has been more than Eight years now and most of the politicians are no longer using our bank to transfer funds overseas,as majority of them are not in power again, because their tenure has expired. The $5.5 Million Dollars has been lying in the bank as unclaimed fund.

I will soon retire from the bank and without wasting time i will like the fund to be release into your account. So that i will come to your country for the sharing of the fund, The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you .

There is no one that is going to ask you any question about the funds because everything is well secured by me . If you are interested in this transaction, do not fail to reply me back, but if you are not interested delete my message from your box ok.

Hoping to hear from you soon.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr Raziki Moudila.

Oh noes, my last opportunity

Sent from: LAMIDO mgscommunications@vcimail.com

Subject: YOUR LAST OPPORTUNITY TO GET YOUR PAYMENT.

YOUR IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA
(OFFICE OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR)
D/L:+234-7095177755

FROM THE DESK OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN)
MR. LAMIDO SANUSI
D/L:+234-7095177755
GET BACK TO ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL. mrsanusioinfo3@gmail.com

ATTN:

YOUR IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT . CONTRACT#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

Our records of outstanding contractors due for payment, with the federal government of Nigeria, Your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I am Mr. Lamido Sanusi The executive governor central Bank Of Nigeria(CBN)

Firstly, I plead on behalf of my country and the Central Bank of Nigeria for not contacting you all this while as regards your contract payment, which I know by now, must have cost you some inconvineince, I am promising You on behalf of the central bank of Nigeria that this will not repeat itself any more.
GET BACK TO ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL.mrsanusioinfo3@gmail.com

I want you to know that your payment is valid and maintained with us here. I have ensured that you receive your fund through an international certified bank draft OR through banking wiring transfer, acceptable and payable to you. I advice you to cooperate with me and listen to my advice as the Central Bank of Nigeria (cbn) will not be held responsible for any lapses or miss-direction of your fund due to your inability to cooperate with me who is in-charge as the new elected executive governor of the central bank of Nigeria (CBN).

I can not vividly explain how this payment was generated / occured to you, but i was informed before I resumed my humble office in the month of June 2009 that a contract with the federal government was executed in your favor by a foreign contractor, who at the point of execution did not receive his payments. Coupled with the fact that the computer departments of the central bank was burnt down some months ago before I resumed this humble office, and all available informations as regards your informations that was dropped by the foreign contractor was missing as well.

when we were able to trace burnt files we were only left with your email address which I can not see clearly. When this payment notification was forwarded to my humble office, I decided to contact you for immediate payment in an international certified bank draft, or direct crediting to your norminated banking account payable to you in your name .

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is $15.7 million dollars (Fifteen million seven hundred thousand united states dollars).

Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.

As soon as this informations are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft from central bank of Nigeria .

You must call me on my direct number as soon as you receive this letter for a serious discussion with me and also get back to me at once. GET BACK TO ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL. mrsanusioinfo3@gmail.com

CONGRATULATIONS.
Mr. Lamido Sanusi
Executive governor,
central bank of Nigeria (cbn).
D/L:+234-7095177755

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The patented 2-step process

Sent from: FBI. DIR. Robert S. Mueller III mueller.icc@us.gov

Subject: FBI: urgent read carefully and contact immediately.

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
J.Edgar. Hoover Building Washington D.C.
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
For more information call during working period
Telephone number: 2033330996

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Kelvin Williams, Zenith Banks, Mr. Michell Brown From union bank, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Larry Christopher, puppy scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation.

During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your financial obligation given to you in respect of your Contract / Inheritance payment, and also the wrong people that you have been dealing with earlier.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total US $11 million in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of US$3,000 per daily withdrawal.

You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD. Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All i want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed for the delivery of your ATM card, and it will cost you US$135 only and note that without this payment your ATM card cannot be delivered to your doorstep.

This is the only payment legally requested of you to do for ATM CARD, to be delivered to you safely. there is no other payment attached to this after the payment for your delivery has been confirmed.

After the your payment has been confirmed by the courier company your ATM card will get to your doorstep within 24hrs, this was the assurance givig to us by courier company, and it was officially signed by the fedex courier manager. And after they commence on the shipment a tracking number will be giving to you, which you can use in tracking your package online.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track them on the FedEx website to confirm, some benificiaries like you who have received their ATM card successfully.

Name : Donny Peterson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456747216 http://www.fedex.com/ng/
Name : Angela L. Johnson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456750392 http://www.fedex.com/ng/

CONTACT INFORMATION, ATM PAYMENT CENTER:

NAME: Mr. Harry Williams
EMAIL: mrharrywilliams105@yahoo.cn
TEL: +234 8164497009

Do contact Mr. Harry Williams with your correct details, to avoid mistake during delivery:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
PLACE OF WORK:
GENDER/ AGE:
BANK NAME:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information which you will use in making payment of $135 via (WESTERN UNION TRANSFER) or (MONEY GRAM TRANSFER) for the procurement of your APPROVAL SLIP after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.

Please if you know you cannot be able to afford the US$135 for the shipment of your ATM card, then do not bother to contact Mr. Harry Williams for your ATM card shipment.

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advise only to be in contact with Mr. Harry Williams of the ATM payment center, who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to him so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

A proposal from across the pond

Sent from: smithg000001@live.com

Subject: Please Read And Reply !!!

Dearest Friend,

I am writing you from the tears, sore and pains in my heart to let you know the reason why I picked you for my proposal. I am sincerely sorry if I disturb your privacy with my proposal; firstly I will start by introducing myself. My name is Sarah Smith; I'm 25 years old, I school and work as a cloth maker after my studies, I live in London England. I am the only daughter of my parents, my father died in an auto accident on his way to see my sick mother where she was admitted for breast cancer treatments. My mother gave up when she heard about the death of my father in same hospital where she was admitted, May their soul rest in perfect peace, amen. Before the death of my father he willed his Real Estate & Gas station business to me and a sum of Ј50,700,000.00(Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling). After the death of my parents I find it difficult paying my school fees, feeding and taking care of myself as a lady as no one is left to guild me.

I went to the bank where my late father deposited the fund for me to make some withdraw out from the account, I was not grant access to draw from the account due to the clause that was placed on the money by my late father before his death, saying I must be 30 years of age before I will have access to claim the fund by myself or if I am married before the age of 30 my husband will be eligible to collect the money for me or if I could present a trust worthy person to the bank as my relative the fund will be given to the person on my behalf. But today I am only 25 years old I have no access to draw from the account till I am 30 but as things are with me now, I might also lose my life since I can't feed well which is the reason why I am contacting you to help me, Please I am pleading with you to stand in as my husband to claim this fund or if you are married already and still wish to help me by standing as a relative to claim this fund for me I will be more than happy to tell you more on how we are to proceed.

Please write me on this e-mail address : sarahs.2@live.com

I will be waiting to hear from you,

With Love
Sarah Smith

The xvs stands for... um... what?

Sent from: jobs@mysteryshopper.com

Subject: MYSTERY SHOPPER® xvs

"We have a mystery shopping assignment in your area and we would like you to participate Secret Shopper® is accepting applications for qualified individuals to become mystery shoppers. It's fun and rewarding, and you choose when and where
you want to shop. You are never obligated to accept an assignment. There is no charge to become a shopper and you do not need previous experience. After you sign up, you will have access to training materials via e-mail, fax or postal mail.

ABOUT US
Secret Shopper® is the premier mystery shopping company, serving clients across America and Canada with over 500,000 shoppers available and ready to help businesses better serve their customers. Continual investment in the latest internet and communication technologies coupled with over 16 years of know-how means working with Secret Shopper® is a satisfying and rewarding experience. Secret shopping as seen on ABC NEWS, NBC NEWS, L.A.TIMES. Stores and organizations such as The Gap, Walmart, Pizza Hut, and Banks. One amongst many others pay for Secret Shoppers to shop in their establishments and report their experiences. On top of being paid for shopping you are also allowed to keep purchases for free. Secret Shopper® NEVER charge fees to the shopper. Training, tips for improvement, and shopping opportunities
are provided free to registered shoppers. Mystery shoppers are either paid a pre-arranged fee for a particular shop, a reimbursement for a purchase or a combination of both. Secret Shopper® has available for immediate assignment an
inspection of the customer service of any Wal-Mart in your area. You are to shop secretly and invest just a token.

This fee will be paid up front. During this shop you will visit the location and make several observations as regards the customer service. You will be required to interact with the shop clerk. You may conduct the shop alone or as a couple. The assignment will pay $150 - $300.00 per duty, depends on the amount of assignment.

Kindly Fill Out the application form below and we will get back to you shortly with the assignment:

PERSONAL INFORMATION:

First Name....................
Middle Name...................
Last Name.....................
Street Address................
City, State, Zip Code.........
Cell Phone Number.............
Home Phone Number.............
Age...........................

We await your urgent response, Thank you for your help. We look forward to working with you.

Sincerely,
Christopher Gibson
Secret Shopper®

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt.

Wait, THIS is why?

Sent from: mo.abu@web2mail.com

Subject: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR FUND!!!

Attn:

Sometimes, I do wonder if you are really, really with your senses. How Could you keep trusting people and at the end you will loose your hard Earned money, or are you being deceived by their big names? They Impersonate on many offices, claiming to be Governor, Director/Chairman of one Office or the other. Their game plan is only just to extort your hard Earned money. Now, the question is how long you will continue to be Deceived? Sometimes, they will issue you fake check, introduce you to fake Diplomatic delivery, un-existing on-line banking and they will also fake wire transfer of Your fund with Payment Stop Order etc.

Anyway, by the virtue of my position I have been following this Transaction from inception and all your efforts towards realizing the Fund. More often than not, I sit down and laugh at your ignorance and That of those who claim they are assisting you, it is very unfortunate That at the end you loose. Although, I don't blame you because you are Not here in Nigeria to witness the processing of your payment in Nigeria.The problem you are having is that you been told the whole truth About this transaction and it is because of this truth they have decided to Be extorting your money. The most annoying part is even fraudsters Have really taken advantage of this opportunity to enrich them selves At your expense. Those you feel are assisting or working for you are Your main problems. I know the truth surrounding this payment and I am The only person who will deliver you from this long suffering if you will abide by my advice.

You have to keep this communication Very, very confidential for my own safety and for the security of your Funds. Please I beseech you to stop pursuit shadows and being Deceived.Feel free to contact me immediately you receive this mail so that I can Explain to you the modus-operandi guiding the release of your Payment. Do not panic, be rest assured that this arrangement will be Guided by your Embassy here in Nigeria.

N/B: You are urgently requested to forward your International Passport Copy, your direct contact information or Driver's License, the name of your bank and other bank details.

Contact me upon the receipt of this mail if you wish to receive your fund and stop wasting your hard earn money.

Get back to me through this email Address

Thanks and remain blessed.

Yours faithfully,
Mohammed Abubakar
Director Telex/Foreign Operation (OB).

Funny, they don't say which embassy...

Sent from: info@fcmb.com

Subject: RE: READ NOW.

MESSAGE FROM THE EMBASSY:

WE ARE DIRECTED TO INFORM YOU BY THE EMBASSY OF DETAILS
OF YOUR FAMILY INHERITANCE FUND IN OUR BANK
[FIRST CITY MONUMENT BANK (FCMB) PLC.]

THE FUND WAS LEFT BEHIND IN A FIXED DEPOSIT ACCOUNT IN OUR BANK BY YOUR LATE RELATIVE ENGINEER ANTHONY. PLEASE CONTACT THE ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT OF THE FCMB PLC
FOR MORE DETAILS, VERIFICATION AND PROCEDURES FOR CLAIM AS THE LEGITIMATE NEXT OF KIN / RELATIVE TO HANDLE THE IMMEDIATE WIRE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR FAMILY.

GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY, CONTACT THE ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT VIA EMAIL FOR MORE INFO.

ACCEPT OUR WARM REGARDS.
SIGNED,
MANAGEMENT

I hate loosing (sic) things

Sent from: ukpolice63525@believeinliberty.com

Subject: YOU ARE ABOUT LOOSING YOUR FUND TOMORROW MORNING.

Attention; Beneficiary,
My names are INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT from METROPOLITAN POLICE UK, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.JOHN LEWIS, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him before your death, to help you in receiving your fund US$ 2,000,000.00 So here comes the big question.

Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of ( JOHN LEWIS ),He further claimed that you died on the 24/06/2006 and you have been buried , thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:

MR JOHN LEWIS,
AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.
ROUTING/122006743,
B/NAME:Bank Of American ( B.O.A ),
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA,

We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. john lewis, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

Thanks
INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT
Email: ukpolice@believeinliberty.comUK,

Friday, June 25, 2010

OMG learn to format

Sent from: OGBONNA ONOVO report101@consultant.com

Subject: CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS EMAIL: +234-813-485-4910

FORCE HEAD QUARTERS LOUIS EDET HOUSE SHEHU SHAGARI WAY P.M.B 266 ABUJA, NIGERIA EMAIL : report101@sify.com MOTTO : TO SERVE AND PROTECT WITH INTEGRITY FROM THE DESK OF OGBONA ONOVO INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CABLEGRAM: NPFIGMOK TELEPHONE : +234-813-485-4910 Attn: Honorable Beneficiary, A REPORT ON YOUR DEALING WITH IMPOSTORS VIA THE INTERNET. I received a report from the FBI and the American embassy here in Nigeria concerning your dealings with some impostors who have been contacting you and extorting money from you using the names of cream of the Nigerian society. I am very sorry for any inconvenience that these might have caused you and i want to use these medium to assure you that your fund will be released to you along with the fund that you lost to those hoodlums. The FBI made me to understand that you have been very co-operative, they forwarded to me the e-mails that you sent to them and i must tell you at this point that you should have reported the issue to the Nigeria police before you started sending money to Nigeria. We are on top of the situation and i no that those involved in this act will be brought to justice for given this great country a bad influence all over the world. You fund will be released to you via the Central bank of Nigeria under the governorship of Mr. Sanusi Lamido i who is the present governor of the C.B.N. As soon as we verify that all you told us is real, i will send you is protocol so you can contact him and deal with him directly under the watching eyes of the Nigeria police, the F.B.I and the E.F.C.C without any more delay. Please get back to me with the bellow personal information for verification purpose: Full Name....................................................... Country of Origin............................................. Country of residence....................................... Age ................................................................. Occupation...................................................... Marital Status................................................... Present contact address................................... Direct Telephone number................................ Scanned copy of international passport........... Scanned copy of drivers license....................... Scanned copy of work Id................................... As soon as i receive these information from you, you will be directed to the C.B.N governor for the release of your fund. Note that the total sum of $8million will be released to you as soon as we make our verification that you are who you say you are and that the information which you gave us about being scammed is correct.Call me as soon as you get this e-mail for confirmation of e-mail.Remain blessed in Jesus name. Yours in service, Mr. Ogbona Onovo Inspector General Of Police For more contact Barr. Franklyn Norman via email (franklyn.norman@msn.com)

Quite minimal

Sent from: Sweepstakes Online Lottery Organization mail@mail.org

Subject: CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are Pleased to inform you that your email was selected among the winners of Sweepstakes Online Lottery Organization

For more details visit : http://onlinesweepinternetpromotion.web.officelive.com/default.aspx
On how to redeem your prize.

Sweepstakes Online Lottery Organization
Online Co-ordinator
Sir. Donalson Chou
E-Mail:coordinatordonchou47@yahoo.com
TEL:+(66) 853-464-710.
Fax: + (66) 261-382-62
Regd No: 79472002

Don't tell them I'm a Diet Pepsi drinker

Sent from: Coca-Cola International info777@winmark-sunnylu.com

Subject: Coca-Cola Update.

WINNING CONFIRMATION DETAILS.
REF NUMBER: CCL/20/10/73
BATCH NUMBER: ZX/777/PQW

Dear Winner,

We write to inform you from Coca Cola International that you have emerged as our grand prize winner for the first quarter Coca Cola lottery draws held in Abuja- Nigeria. Coca Cola carried out a surprised email survey of our consumer’s world wide and based upon these facts a balloting process was performed in Abuja and your email just emerged as the new grand prize winner and you are qualified to receive a total sum of $5,000,000.00 USD as your winning prize.

Congratulation, and please contact our appointed fiduciary claims agent to document/process your LOTTERY claims release.

Ensure you call this office ASAP! On the telephone number below; consider this very important for timely processing of your lottery claims!!

Kindly forward to this office your complete contact information, as requested below;
First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

FIDUCIARY CLAIMS AGENT:

****************************************

IMPERIAL SECURITIES & TRUST
Duty Officer: Mr. Peter Hamilton
Direct office line: +234 70336 17178
Email: cocaccc@yahoo.cn

****************************************

NOTE: Winners should process and transfer their winnings not later than 14 days, from the date of this announcement; thereafter unclaimed funds would be forfeited after a trio repeated forwarding of this message to you without your response.

Congratulations! And thank you for patronizing our Coca Cola products.

Regards,
Sharon White
Coca-Cola Lottery Coordinator.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The IMF investigation unit!!!!!

Sent from: Mrs. Tricia Benson fund84@ufo.tc

Subject: ATTENTION:


Attention:

My name is Mrs. Tricia Benson of the International Monetary Fund investigation unit. Attached pictures was received and forwarded to our office here in London UK today 12TH OF JUNE 2010, requesting that your unclaimed fund be paid to Messes Jacobs Enterprises.

In the said letter of change of beneficiary/ownership, representatives of messes Jacobs' enterprises states that you are dead and as such your fund should be paid to him as the next of kin to you.

Because of the elaborate global scam, we decided to contact you for confirmation. If after two working days, no response is received from you, it will be assumed that you are dead and as such authorisation and approval will be granted on behalf of Messer's Jacobs Enterprises to claim/ receive your fund. Confirm this pictures and reconfirm your Information to me the Followings.

(1) Your full name.
(2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) company's name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int'l passport or any scanned identity to prove yourself.

and how you want your fund paid to you without further delay if you are still alive. Send your response to my email address: mrstriciabensonfund@hotmail.co.uk

Regards
Mrs. Tricia Benson

Beloved?

Sent from: lulama1@live.co.za

Subject: DEAR BELOVED

OFFICE OF THE MINISTER,
ARTS & CULTURE,
REPUBIC OF SOUTH AFRICA.

DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAMES ARE LULAMA MARY THERESA XINGWANA ,A SINGLE MOTHER OF THREE AND CURENTLY THE MINISTER OF ARTS & CULTURE SINCE 11TH MAY 2009 ,UNDER THE APPOINTMENT OF COM.JACOB ZUMA THE NEW PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA.

You can view my profile at the Government website www.gov.za click on, Contact Information,click on ministries,and click on arts& culture ,click on my name lulama xingwana,and read about me.

I HAVE PICKED UP INTEREST,TRUST AND CONFIDENCE TO SECURE YOUR ATTENTION ,TO STAND AS A BENEFICIARY OF AN OVER INVOICED CONTRACT FUND EMANATED FROM MY MINISTRY AMOUNTING TO 30.5 MILLION USDOLLARS.20% OFTHE FUND IS YOUR COMPENSATION WHEN TRANSFERED .I ONLY NEED YOUR SINCEREITY AND HONESTY .MORE DETAILS WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHEN YOUR CONCENT IS SECURED.PLEASE YOU RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DECLINE THE OFFER ,IF NOT FOUND CONFORTABLE AND AGAINST YOUR PERSONAL ETTHICS.

PLEASE DO NOT CALL ON THE OFFICE LINE, BECAUSE OF THE SENSITIVITY OF THIS TRANSACTION OR EMAIL ME.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and my regards to your family.
Yours
faithfully,

MS.LULAMA XINGWANA
Minister Of Arts & Culture
Republic Of south Africa

Corrupt bank officials, you say?

Sent from: nfo@admin.com

Subject: INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)..

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
HEAD OFFICE NO: 23 ADEBOYE ST,
APAPA LAGOS-NIGERIA.
CALL: +234 709 048 6906

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

I am Mr. Emmanuel Johnson. a highly placed official of the International Monetary Fund (IMF).It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondences on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies Diplomat(s) across Europe to Africa and Asia London UK, and we have decided to put a STOP to that and that is why I was appointed to handle your transaction here in Nigeria.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGO's, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Diplomat(s) which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back up from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in charge of your payment. Your fund will be transferred to you directly from our source with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released. You can as well call me as soon as you send the e-mail so that you will be given an immediate response

I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. Respond to this e-mail on (intermonetaryfunds1906@gmail.com).

Regards,
Mr. Emmanuel Johnson.
Direct Hotline: CALL: +234 709 048 6906.

Once more from Robert Mueller

Sent from: robmull4@aol.com

Subject: Payment notification (code 777)[Scanned]

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
INTERNET


ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

We have been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your name by the Central Bank of Nigeria has not been claimed.

We also wish to inform you that the contract payment is 100% genuine and you have the lawful right to claim your funds without any further delay. We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Governor of the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your
correspondence at all levels.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them, all the necessary documentation evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00
(Eight million United States Dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your funds to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) via the private email of the governor with the below information accordingly:
(Please endeavour to use this code while contacting him --"CODE 777" )

NAME: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Email: slamido777@gmail.com


Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you funds
as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
Private email : robmull4@aol.com

New York Mining Disaster 1941

Sent from: williamleungw@yahoo.com

Subject: 2004 Asia Disaster

Dear Friend,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me, Please forgive this unusual manner to contact you, but this particular letter/email is of exceptional and very private nature, as by virtue of my vantage position in Hang Seng Bank Ltd -Hong Kong i have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. There is no way for me to know whether I will be properly understood, but it is my duty to write and reach out to you, TRUSTING
that you will give this proposal a positive consideration.

I am Mr. William Leung Wing Cheung, the Executive Director and Head of Personal Banking of Hang Seng Bank Limited, Hong-Kong with responsibility for the Bank’s financial services to individual customers which cover deposits, loans, trust, private banking, insurance and the Bank’s branch network. I will need you to
assist me in executing a business project from our bank worth US$25.5 Million. These funds were deposited with our bank by a customer of our bank who is a national {citizen} of your country/region, who unfortunately died in the December 2004 Asia Tsunami disaster.

For more on this natural disaster click on these links:-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4530000/newsid_4537600/4537601.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4381395.stm
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/30/international/worldspecial4/30quake.html?_r=1&scp=10&sq=2004%20tsunami&st=cse&oref=slogin
http://www.globalsecurity.org/eye/andaman-us.htm

The deceased account has been declared dormant since 2006 and these funds will be
confiscated/declared unserviceable and turned over to the Hong Kong government if the deceased business associates or next-of-kin did not claim this money; since all efforts to trace any living relative of the deceased proved abortive, i have decided that i will have you claim this money as the deceased business associate/or next-of-kin, since you are from the same country/region and perhaps have some
similarities in certain areas.

Everything concerning this transaction shall be LEGALLY done without hitch, as i was the deceased account Officer and all the relevant documents of this deposit were kept under my care.

I will in the course of this transaction sends to you all of my legal and valid Identities {I.D} and also our bank web site, where you can see my pictures and resumes for your reference.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue, as i hope that you are a sincere, honest, matured person and above all TRUSTWORTHY. Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share it in a ratio of 30% for you,65% for me and my associates in the bank and the reminder 5% to take care of contingencies.

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below: {mr.williamleungwingw@yahoo.com.hk) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information about this operation. I am counting on your anticipated co-operation for a successful and hitch free business transaction between us, that will be mutually beneficial, for a start oblige me these information:-

1.Your Full name{s}:-

2.Current contact address:-

3.Your present Occupation:-

4.Your age:-

5.Contact phone numbers {Office and Mobile{cell}:-

{6}Your PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL e-mail address, if it is different.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hurt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained, as it is said, the taste of the pudding is in the eating, do give this proposal SERIOUS AND POSITIVE CONSIDERATION, but mindful of the fact also that it is HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL.

Your earliest response to this letter will be highly appreciated.

Kind regards,

Mr. William Leung Wing Cheung,
{Executive Director/Head Personal Banking}
Hang Seng Bank Limited
Hong Kong.{Asia}
www.hangseng.com

PS:--PLEASE SEND YOUR REPLY TO US STRICTLY THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS FOR
SECURITY/PRIVACY REASONS:- mr.williamleungwingw@yahoo.com.hk

Sunday, June 20, 2010

A variation on earlier letter

I've had variations on this at my regular blog (here) but it's worth posting one here to keep this one comprehensive. I mean, if someone's giving me $750,000 a third or fourth time, that's really thoughtful.

Sent from: zmrs.rosakim@gmail.com

Subject: Compensation Check From Mrs. Rosa Kim ($750,000)

Dear Friend;

Did you receive my last email which i sent to you from Thailand? Anyway, the message was to inform you that I have successfully moved the funds to Paris, France. So, I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort, time and concern she showed to help me out, even though we did not succeed following one reason or the other best known to you. It was with the help of a french business tycoon who was capable of assisting me in this great venture through the help of the diplomatic means.

Following your perseverance, effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness, you showed at the beginning of the transaction I decide to compensating you and show my gratitude with the sum of $750,000. I have authorized my new lawyer who is now also my legal adviser in Thailand to issue you an International certified bank cashiers check which i signed in your favor before leaving Thailand for Paris. I will like you to contact the lawyer for the collection procedure of this international certified bank check, and below is the contact information's of the lawyer:.

Barr(Mr): James Rae
Cell #: +66814541318
Email: jr.siam@yahoo.com.hk
Bangkok Thailand

At the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which I and my new partner are having at hand in Paris France. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the Lawyer on your behalf to send the bank Check to you as soon as you contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.

Regards,
Mrs. Rosa Kim

Putting the sigh in consighnment (sic)

Sent from: bolaji_reply@cbn.net

Subject: ABANDONED CONSIGHNMENT BOX

MR.BOLAJI MACAULEY
INSPECTION UNIT
DALLAS/FORT WORTH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ,(DFW) DALLAS TEXAS

Attn: Sir,

An abandoned shipment from iship forwarder was brought to our facility today and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 250kg. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather sensitive photographic film material and classified volume confidential company's contract documents. to avoid diversion by the iship delivery Agent.

The consignment left storage house yesterday through a registered shipping Company, Courier Despatch Service Limited a division of Trans guard LTD. The Consignment is a metal box with weight of about 250kg (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately,

The details of the consignment are tagged on the two Metal Trunk box.

Provide your email address,Phone Number address and your occupation other details or disregard.

You can send the required details to me through e-mail for onward delivery.

All communication must be held extremely confidential.

Once we are through it is recommend that you deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. I will give your my direct telephone number as soon as i hear from you.

Mr. MR.BOLAJI MACAULEY
INSPECTION OFFICER

Oh noes, mine was undeliverable!

Sent from: admin@anji.gov.cn

Subject: Attn Sir/Madam

BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Abuja.

Attention:Sir/Madam

The BRITISH High Commission in Nigeria, Benin Republic, Ghana and Burkina Faso received a report of scam against you and other British/US and Malaysian citizens, Etc. The countries of Nigeria, Benin Republic, Burkina Faso and Ghana have recompensed you following the meeting held with the four countries' Government and various countries' high commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the four countries' Citizens.

Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). Compensation has been issued out in Certified Bank Drafts to all the affected victims and has been already been in distribution to all the bearers. Your draft was among those that were reported undelivered as at on Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your draft immediately.

According to the number of applicants at hand, 184 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, and we still have more 37 left to be paid the compensations of $2,500,000.00 USD each.

Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.

So keep it secret till they are all apprehended. Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.

NFIU further told us that the use of Nigeria and Ghana Couriers was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Benin, Nigeria and Ghana and thereby have made a concrete arrangement with the Courier Company for a safe delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of the conveyance.

We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU dispatches your Draft on Friday.

You are assured of the safety of your draft and availability. Be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed you. Get back to me immediately with your correct full details (Full Name, Contact Address And Reachable Telephone Number) to check if the delivery date suits you.

Yours in Service,
Mr John Simmons

Can I ever?!

If you received this email, or something similar, I totally get that this is a scam. That's the whole reason for this blog.

Sent from: cricketgameuk6775@games.com


Subject: CAN YOU FINISH UP THIS CASH TRANSFER

With due respect,

I am Sgt. James Bruce Luck, an American soldier in peace keeping force in Iraq, I am serving in the military of the 1st Battalion, 2nd Infantry Regiment in Task Force 3rd Battalion, 66th Armor Regiment, 172nd Infantry Brigade Combat Team in Iraq, as you know insurgents everyday and car bombs are attacking us.

We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Husein's family in the tune of USD 15 Million Dollars in cash. I want to move this money to you, so that you may keep my share for me till when I will come over to meet you. You are to take 50% of the total 15 Million Dollars and keep 50% for me.

Please No strings attached, I plan on using diplomatic courier in shipping the money out of Iraq in three large silver boxes using diplomatic immunity seal.

The boxes can be shipped out in 72hrs,so If you are interested kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone numbers for quick communication, then I can send to you the shipment details and the flight number and labels.

Hope to hear from you soon.
Good luck,
Sgt. James Bruce Luck
cricketgameuk@games.com

Friday, June 18, 2010

Dr. Alice Brown

Can I just say that I LOVE scam emails that advise you to stop dealing with scammers?!

And, AND this scam is so out of date that they have the old President listed as "our new President." Their actual new President is Goodluck Jonathan. Duh.

Sent from: dr.alice_b@yahoo.com

Subject: Payment Approval


ATTN: Beneficiary,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / Inheritance file and discovered reasons why you are yet to receive your payment.

It is because of irregularities and complications discovered on your payment file by our technical experts in respect to your contract / inheritance requirements which have just been duly rectified.

Meanwhile, we have been informed that you are still dealing with Impostors and non-recommended officials in the bank, such acts must stop for security reasons if you wish to receive your payment. Since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem, right now we have arranged your payment through our ATM Swift Card Payment this is the latest instruction by our new president Umaru Musa Yar'Adua (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria, Below is the arrangement.

The swift card center will send you an ATM CARD, which you will use to withdraw your money from any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is ten thousand dollars per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way, please do let us know by contacting Mr.WILIFRED ADAMS, Manager Swift Card Consultant Payment Center on +234 702 8202 884 or email: (dr.alice.brown.online@gmail.com) for more information.

And also send the Following information's to him:
(1). Your full names and total amount you are expecting.
(2).  Phone and Fax number.
(3).  Addresses where you want them to send the card through diplomatic Courier service (P. O. Box not accepted).

Kindly, indicate to the card center the total sum you are expecting and stop any further communication with any institution or office until you receive the ATM CARD.  Make sure you contact the ATM SWIFT CARD MANAGER (WILIFRED ADAMS) on dr.alice.brown.online@gmail.com

Note: your code  Tag number,  is (805) so you must indicate this when contacting the card center.

We await your urgent response.

Dr.Alice Brown
Director Of Operations.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
Please contact Mr. Wilifred Adams on dr.alice.brown.online@gmail.com

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Another consignment trunk

Sent from: gregorywelsh72@yahoo.com.hk

Subject: 2RE:- INSTRUCTION TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOX IN OUR SECU

FROM THE MANAGEMENT
OF DIPLOMATIC VAULT
SECURITY COMPANY
LONDON UK.                                                       


RE:- INSTRUCTION TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOX IN OUR VAULT

This is to notify you about this consignment trunk box in our vault.

After due vetting and evaluation of your file that was sent to us by the Ministry of Finance and Central Bank of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Under the direct authorization of the Government of Nigeria in Conjunction with the United Nations.

This Company has an instruction to see to the immediate release of the sum of SEVENTEEN MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$17M) of your claim that has been pending  in a trunk box in our security vault.

We were meant to understand from our findings that you have been going through hard times and passing through a lot of difficulties in seeing to the release of your fund which amounts to (SEVENTEEN MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$17M).  This has been the handwork of some dubious elements from that Country.

We advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence from anywhere concerning this funds, you don't have to pass through any difficulties to receive your fund, as you have meet up with the whole requirements. This was the reason this fund was kept  in our security vault for easy delivery and conclusion of this transaction. The management of this transaction do not want you to pass through wire transfer, which you have gone through off and on and this fund was not paid to you, but for you  to come down and see your fund with your two eyes.

We know your representatives in Nigeria or anywhere will advice you to still go ahead with them, which will be on your own risk.

Do get back to us with the following required information’s.


*Your Full Name
*Your contact Address
*Occupation
*Age
*Direct Cell Phone Number for easy communication

Note that if no seriousness is seen from you, we have no choice but to send this fund back to our treasury as an unclaimed fund by you.

Do see that you forward your above information to this e-mail Mark Hills head of Vault Department  Email address below. This is very important : 
diplomatic-vault-s@ufo.tc



Yours sincerely,

Gregory Welsh.
Assistance Secretary,
.
 

$800,000 cashable anywhere!

Sent from: lizychiere@aol.com

Subject: VERIFICATION OF YOUR FUNDS.. CALL +234-709-227-5802.

Attention Dear

I have been waiting for you to contact me on your international certified bank draft of $800,000.00, cashable anywhere in the world,but I did not hear from you since then. I went and I left your Bank Draft with FedEx International - Express Delivery, Courier, West Africa. At the moment, I'm very busy, I travelled out of the country for 3 Months Course and won't be back till end of September. You are to get in contact with with FedEx International, West Africa quickly for the collection of your international certified bank draft and details when they will deliver your package because of the expiring date.

For your information, I paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the bank draft showing that, it is not Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country except the security keeping fee which will be paid by you. The only money you will send to the FedEx International, West Africa to deliver your Bank Draft direct to your delivery Address is ($150 USD) only,been Security Keeping Fee of the Company so far. I have to let you pay this personally because i don't know when you will contact them and in case of demur-rage.

Contact the FedEx International, West Africa now for the delivery with this information bellow:
FedEx Contact Person: Mr. Lance Fisher
Line 1: +234-709-22-5802
Email : lancefisher01@yahoo.cn

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm:

1. Full Name & Address:
3. Occupation:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Telephone Number:
7. Nationality:
8. Place of Residence:

Details on how to send and where To Send The Security Keeping Fee $150 to FedEx accountant Mr. David Kelvin FedEx Address: 37 Ikeja, Lagos. Nigeria via Western Union Money Transfer or MoneyGram Unit.

Senders Full Name: ( YOUR NAME )
Senders Adrress: ( YOUR ADDRESS )
Receivers Name: David Kelvin
Receivers Address: Lagos. Nigeria.
Text Question: What Day?
Text Answer: Today.
M.T.C.N:.

After your payment of $150 To avoid any mistake on your Delivery, Request the shipment details. Which includes your tracking number to enable you track your package. clearly again, contact them NOW to avoid delays and remember Your Payment of $150 for their immediate action on the Secure Keeping of your international certified bank draft. Give keep me posted through email once Bank Draft is cleared and remember the less privileged.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Rose Wils
Former Director Presidential Library & Museum
International On-line Lottery Co-ordinator.(c) 2010

Fifa World Cup-related scam email

Sent from: samining11@gmail.com

Subject: FINALLY

Dear,
Reference to several meeting held in respect to the fund with our family adviser Mr. Larry Mark which was a success.

We have concluded arrangement to settle your fund through our prime local bank here in South Africa (Standard bank). This process required us to use this fifa 2010 soccer world cup so that our family adviser will guild you on how to open a non-resident transactional account for the fund to be lodged in for onward transfer.

Note, this is the only way you will get the fund without any hitch or hindrance, as soon as you receive this mail do email me immediately on jajaphilip4@hotmail.com for more clarification. Note, also that we welcome you to join us as we host the 2010 fifa soccer world cup this month.

Kind regards
Philip and Gladys Jaja
jajaphilip4@hotmail.com
+27 83 208 7414

Short, sweet, and under a million dollars... yawn

Sent from: w.uniondepts@rcweb.net

Subject: [BLANK]

We have sent 5000.00 USD already through western union, as we are mandated to transfer you the total sum of $300,000USD through Western Union by the Government of United Nations,(ECOWAS) the united nations are supporting individial due to the worldwide economy meltdown , so your email was picked amoung other 100 people in this year 2010,send Name, address, phone number,we have Process your first payment of $ 5,000 USD. to collect / Sender: Sender:Hafiza Baksh MTCN 1618805134 Go to western union and pick up the $5000, and call to inform me so that i can send another $5000 because, western union can only send $5000 per day, you can track @ www.westernunion.com before going to their office for confirmation.

Regards Mr. Ken Derrick
Phone: +234-805 731 2093
Contact Email: w.uniondepts@rcweb.net

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

My luck is rubbing off

You don't necessarily have to be related to me, because now just sitting near me seems to help you win a major prize or inheritance.  My coworker Jared is now a winner of one of the many Microsoft lotteries (I have won a good 5 or 6, I believe, but who could keep track).

Sent from: support1@zufe.edu.cn

Subject: Your Winning Notification!!!!!

Microsoft: Email Lucky Email Owner: 5.5 Million Pounds Microsoft Word 2010 International Promotions Department, Mword 2010 Lottery, United Kingdom.
Telephone; +44 701 119 6752
BATCH: 7653MSW/WIN
REF NO: MSW/78A-843BH/B
MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 67887768
FBI CLEARANCE FILE NUMBER: FBI/MSW/VERIFIED002


Today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT 2010 NEW YEAR LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS, your company or your personal e-mail address, attached to winning number 63-96-03-67-56-430, with serial number 674432, consequently won in the Fifth lottery category. Your email emerged as once of the lucky winning emails via our Microsoft Internet Email Balloting System.

Do contact the email address below for further Clarifications and to Claim the Award Sum of 5.5 Million Great British Pounds which was awarded to you in a Personality Test Program held to Honor our Customers. Your email address emerged as one of our winners through our Microsoft Random Email Balloting System.

Microsoft International Promotion
Contact Person: Susan Brown
Director Microsoft Promotion Team.
Contact Email: infomsword@i12.com
Telephone: +44 701 119 6752

Do email the above email address at once with all the claims requirements below, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications.

Full Name:
Address:
Telephone:
Occupation:
Age:

NOTE: You are to contact your claims officer immediately by email (infomsword@i12.com) Or Prefarably
Telephone:+44 701 119 6752


Copyright © 1991-2010.
MICROSOFT CO-OPERATION
SPONSORS: MICROSOFT CO-OPERATION INTERNATIONAL, AKTION EXPRESS CARRIERS UNITED KINGDOM, LIVE.COM,I12.COM, HSBC PRIVATE BANK UNITED KINGDOM.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Nigerian Diplomatic Commission sent me a trunk

Sent from: MRS ROSEMARY CAMPBELL vbagley@wanadoo.co.uk but showing info@fedex.com

Subject: DELIVERY OF YOUR PACKAGE BY THE NIGERIAN DIPLOMATIC COMMISSION

Customers Service Hours
Monday to Saturday:
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:

Greetings!!!

We have been waiting for you to contact me for your Trunk Box worth 1,650,000.00 USD (One Million, Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars), being compensation fund for 150 scam victims, but I did not hear from you all this while.

I have deposited the Trunk Box with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa, I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not be back until completion of my 3 months course. What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE immediately to know when they will deliver your consignment to you because of the expiring date.

For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the consignment showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorism attack in your Country. The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Trunk Box direct to your postal Address in your country is 110 USD only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except 110 USD .

I would have paid that but they refused, because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Trunk Box with this information below:

Contact Agent: John Edward
Email
Address: johnedwarddepartment02@yahoo.cn
Phone Number: +234-802-103-4478


Reconfirm the below information to the agent:
1. Full Names:
2. Residential Address:
3. Phone Number:
4. Identification:
5. Country

Let me repeat again, try to contact them immediately you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay the Security Keeping fee of 110 USD  for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your consignment. Below is an attached copy of your trunk box.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Rosemary Campbell

It's a MANDATE I tell you

Don't ever take a job from any company that hires people randomly via email. And don't take a job from any company whose CEO can't spell his or her name consistently.

Sent from: Mr. John Peterson johnpetterson@gmail.com

Subject: BUSINESS MANDATE AS COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE IN USA.

Dear sir/madam,

My name is Mr. John Peterson the CEO of JPETERSON HOLDINGS, London UK and i require your partnership representation for our North American customers to help me receive payment with any of your secured medium of payment (SMP) account type( which could be either of home equity line of credit HELOC, merchant account or LOC Account or An Attorney trust account) if you own any of these two account specification.

i am willing to offer you 10% for your service for whatever amount that is recieved by you through this account. I sell my products to my customers in U.S.A and Canada which i find it very difficult in recieving my payments from them in the past as they have requested such secured medium of payment(SMP) I have had a lot of experiences in the past when they were paying through checks and money orders.
We now accepted that all payments should be made by swift wire transfer into a home equity line of credit account in the United Sates.
The reason why they requested for such account is that the funds will be more secured into such account and the IRS will never question any amount of money coming in or going out of the account.
I need you to be my representative in the United States if you own such account. I will offer you 10% of any of my payment that passed through your home equity line of credit account as i have earlier stated.
You will require to make no expense during the course of this transaction.

This transaction is 100% legal and does not relate to money laundering and is free from Drug money. The amount of money depends on the volume of facilities sold which ranges from US$250,000-US$5Million and above depending on the limit of your account. I will send you detail of the modalities of this transaction as soon as i hear from you.

I will forward a copy of my identification to you as we progress with this transaction.,we are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and North America. Hence i am seeking and requesting for your partnership and assistance to be my executive and regional company representative there in the USA and i will provide the necessary authorization to our customers to get in touch with with you once you have accepted my request and probably have your details in our file here and we are most inclined to commence talks as soon as possible.
Your consideration of our request is highly anticipated and we look forward to your prompt response and acceptance.

Sincerely,
Mr.John Peterson,(CEO)

Monday, June 14, 2010

On noes, I might "loose" my funds

This is awesome since it's clearly from the honest and true Metropolitan Police UK (like Wham UK).

Sent by: ukpolice5333@believeinliberty.com


Subject: YOU ARE ABOUT LOOSING YOUR FUND TOMORROW MORNING.

Attention; Beneficiary,

My names are INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT from METROPOLITAN POLICE UK, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.JOHN LEWIS, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him before your death, to help you in receiving your fund US$ 2,000,000.00  So here comes the big question.

Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of ( JOHN LEWIS ),He further claimed that you died on the 24/06/2006 and you have been buried , thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:

MR JOHN LEWIS,
AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.
ROUTING/122006743,
B/NAME:Bank Of American ( B.O.A ),
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA,

We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. John lewis, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today. We are already in contact with F.B.I and C.I.A Regarding your issue. you should immediately stop all communications with those imposters who claim to be F.B.I ; you are also required to forward all the documents that was given to you  and more alos your communications with  them immediately,so that we can release the Original documents to you.

Thanks

INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT
Email: ukpolice@believeinliberty.com

Warm regards from Malta

Sent from: thomas.calbry@etu.univ-orleans.fr

Subject: (no subject)

Greetings,

This is a personal email directed to you for your consideration alone, I request that it remain and be treated as such only. Please bear with me for now and do not ask my name. I am a banker with HSBC in Malta. I have an interesting business proposal for you that will be of immense benefit to both of us. Although this may be hard for you to believe, we stand to gain 7.2 million USD between us in a matter of days. Please grant me the benefit of doubt and hear me out. I need you to signify your interest by replying to this email.

Most importantly, I will need you to promise to keep whatever you learn from me between us even if you decide not to go along with me. I will make more details available to you on receipt of a positive response from you. Do contact me only at my private email address:  private.postt@w.cn

Warm regards from Malta.

We don't know anything but it's filled with neatly stuffed money

Sent from: marksedds@gmail.com


Subject: Greetings

Trust you are having a good week.

I would like to introduce you to an opportunity and seek your partnership.

I made some findings that would lead to huge financial rewards and I have outlined plans in conjunction with a colleague in the cargo handling department to legally assign a beneficiary to a box deposited with us for onward delivery. This deposit was made by our customer who passed on sometime ago. We have confirmation that the content of the box is neatly stuffed money originating from various contracting jobs he executed.

I am writing basically because he departed leaving no will.

At the moment, it is in our company storage-facility without a claimant. The content was not officially declared; therefore it is better to put it into use for good purposes rather than let it remain in the vaults. You will be given complete procedural details of how we intend to genuinely achieve this objective.

I do not have information about your competence, but this is a great opportunity that can be consummated on the background of sincerity and openness.

Please reply if invitation is accepted; so we can give you more details.

Sincerely,

Mark Anthony

Courage my dear

Sent from: paymnet@fedex.com

SUBJECT: CALL FOR THE CONFRIMATION OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT

ATTN: Beneficiary..
Courage my dear, I know you will be waiting for the arrival of your Consignment Containing the total amount of your ($ 8.5 million) cash payment compensation Which was sent to you and later returned back due to wrong address provided, I Think there is a mistake in the address giving to me and that has cost me a lot Of strength, thank God that it returned back safely. The only thing left for you To do now is to contact (FedEx Courier Express Company) this is the ompany in Charge of delivering your consignment box containing the ($ 8.5 million)
Again let me repeat.
Contact Person: Mr. Frank Williams,
       (Delivery Department Managing Director)
E-mail ( frank_williams125@secretarias.com )
For the purpose of clarification, it is advised that the entire fee has been
Paid for the delivery so all that you will have to pay is only $150 dollar
That You will have to send to their security office as charges for the safe
Keeping Fee of your returning box. Please do not be deceived by anyone and be
Advised to Reconfirm..
YOUR COUNTRY.................
YOUR FULL NAME..............
HOME ADDRESS.................
MOBILE PHONE NUMBER...........
OFFICE NUMBER........................
HOME NUMBER........
AGE...........
SEX...........
 
In addition to what I said earlier, please do not dispose the content of the box
To them to avoid delay and finally endeavor to indicate this CODE N?(GL-14160)
This is the box code and it shows that you are the rightful owner of the box
Deposited in their company, you will use it as your subject when contacting
Them.
After sending the security keeping fee ask them to give you the tracking
Number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your
Address. Let me repeat again, Try to contact them as soon as you receive this
Mail and ask them how you will make the security fee of $150 used to them to
Avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping
fee of $150 US Dollars for their immediate action you can aslo contact them
on thier private cell phone number +234 807 496 8593
Best Regards
Mr. Philip Raymond

Another scam based on a bogus military scenario


BTW, it would suck is there really is a Sergeant Major Adriana Bernard, the name used in this fairly weak scam appeal. Plus, it's likely the currency in this scenario would be pretty conspicuous as the currency of Iraq was changed in 2003. I'm not saying it's like Confederate money, but someone trying to exchange that much in pre-2003 dinars might find a good deal of questions. Fortunately you wouldn't have actually have that problem, you'd just be out some shipping fee from Thailand to your home.

Sent from: sgtmajoradriana@gmail.com
 
Subject: HELP ME PLEASE

Dear Beloved,

My name is Sergeant Major Adriana Bernard. I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army 3rd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 2.2 million USD )Two million, two hundred united states dollars to you, as far as  I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved. I am presently in a hospital recovering from injuries sustained in a suicide bomb attack.

Source of money:

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Edward Darrell and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about  it since both of us saw the money first. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.. Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week.

Please view website for confirmation;

http://www.voanews.com/burmese/archive/2003-04/a-2003-04-20-1-1.cfm
http://www.militaryconnections.com/news_story.cfm?textnewsid=314

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to move the money to a Bank in bangkok thailand as a diplomatic baggage. They are now waiting for us to provide the name of beneficiary who they will transfer the funds to. The reason i want you to claim the funds on my behalf is that as a soldier, i cannot present a concrete evidence on how i made such a big amount of money down here. Besides the US Government is trying their best to keep their eyes on soldiers here inorder to effect a high level of discipline among us.The moment I am sure that you are willing to assist me, i will give you the information of the Bank and the security code of the baggage.I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me.

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldiers here in Iraq. I do not know how long we will remain here, and i have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons i will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, i honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately, please contact me as soon as possible, my only way of communication is email.

Yours in Service.

Sergeant Major Adriana Bernard Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division Unit(T.I.D.U),
Abul Uruj,bagdad,irag

Sunday, June 13, 2010

It runs in the family

Relatives in Tampa (Frank and Leann, aka Crazy Travelers) are the lucky winners today. It's good to know I'm not a complete fluke.

Sent from: donastory44@gmail.com


Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division. Federal Bureau Of Investigation. J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday Office Hours Monday To Saturday: Dear Beneficiary, Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of Eleven million Dollars due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Umaru Yar'Adua to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes.

Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by the end of July 2010 you will only need to pay ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS instead of FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS saving you FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS So if you pay before July 28 2010 you save FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully. Name : Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991598420403 (www.ups.com) Name : Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991596606592 (www.ups.com)

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS to ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at Eleven million Dollars you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer MR,JAY WILLIAMS with the information below,

Email: jaywilliams10001@yahoo.cn
Telephone:+234-807-487-1405

You are adviced to contact him with the informations as stated below:

Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method ( ATM / Cashier Check )

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Miss Donna Story
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Jay Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Yago Lottery International

AWARD NOTIFICATION AND FINAL NOTICE.PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU HAVE WON.
 
We are pleased to inform you,that as a result of our RECENT LOTTERY DRAWS HELD.Your Email address attached to ticket number:022-75769983-03 with serial number:61240-0 drew lucky numbers:04-14-96-87-45 which consequently won in the 5th category.
 
congratulations as you have been chosen for our lucky winner for the year 2009. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum of (ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS ONLY) in cash credited to file with REF:EGS/3662367114/13
Your fund is now deposited and insured in your name.
 
For security purpose and clarity we advise that you keep your winning information confidential before your claims Will be processed and your money remitted to your account in your country.
 
You are also advised to provide your claim agent with the under listed information as soon as possible send it to his email address below.kindly make sure you send all replies to this box.
 
CLAIM AGENT:Crawford Anderson
EMAIL:claims.anderson@gmx.com
TEL: +221-778-026-728
 
1. Name in full
2. Address
3. Nationality
4. Age
5. Occupation
6. Phone/Fax
 
CALL HIM IMMEDIATELY WITH HIS ABOVE DIRECT PHONE NUMBER IF YOU ARE CALLING FROM (USA) THIS IS HOW YOU DIAL 011221-778-026728 When you contact him, please provide him with your secret BATCH NO,SERIAL NO.
 
All winnings must be redeemed not later than 7 days After the date of this notice.
 
Sincerely,
MR.GEORGE LEE
VICE PRESIDENT
For Yago Lotto International©2010